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Robert Winchester

Works at D/K Mechanical Studies at Graduated Lives in GPS Unavalible Single Speaks 1337 Born on December 6 1989 From Southern California
This is one fucked up movie.

This is one fucked up movie.

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Robert Samson? You wanna talk about Robert Mutha Fuckin Samson? Robert is legend. More than a man, but less than a god. This is man that would never cheat on his lady, because he wouldn't be able to fit it in between battling various bear breeds and training domestic sharks. He makes shots other athletes only dream of. Notice I didn't specify a sport, because any and all goddamn ones apply. Mark Wahlberg is getting sick of being mistaken for him. Women write epic ballads as testaments to his love making skills. His favorite food is steak, taken from an animal he has hunted himself. With a side order of Justice. He’s considered a hero, even a super one by many. His superhero name? Robert Fucking Samson. His tattoo’s all take long and cost extra because of all the broken needles the artist goes through. Other men envy his facial hair. His hair is always the perfect balance between not giving a single fuck and looking damn amazing. It’s rumored that his heritage can be traced all the way back to the great Hercules, and the resemblance is uncanny. If he and Chuck Norris ever shook hands there would be a second big bang and the universe would be reborn. Robert forgives, but he never forgets.

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