Robert Winchester
Works at D/K Mechanical
Studies at Graduated
Lives in GPS Unavalible
Single
Speaks 1337
Born on December 6 1989
From Southern California
GAME OF THRONES
If anything happened to my favorite character I will be writing a harshly worded letter to anyone involved in it, from the writer of the books, to the screen adaption department, to the fucker that cut him. SOME MOTHER FUCKERS WILL BE GETTING SOME VERY BOLD AND RED ITALICIZED LETTERS IN THEIR EMAIL IF YOU FUCK WITH HIM!
Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
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Live for summer 2012. Reblog if any part of this moved or inspired you, it never hurts to spread hope.
Just spent the last two and a half hours re installing windows and all the drivers for my hardware.
Now time to go through and re download all my applications.
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Robert Samson? You wanna talk about Robert Mutha Fuckin Samson? Robert is legend. More than a man, but less than a god. This is man that would never cheat on his lady, because he wouldn't be able to fit it in between battling various bear breeds and training domestic sharks. He makes shots other athletes only dream of. Notice I didn't specify a sport, because any and all goddamn ones apply. Mark Wahlberg is getting sick of being mistaken for him. Women write epic ballads as testaments to his love making skills. His favorite food is steak, taken from an animal he has hunted himself. With a side order of Justice. He’s considered a hero, even a super one by many. His superhero name? Robert Fucking Samson. His tattoo’s all take long and cost extra because of all the broken needles the artist goes through. Other men envy his facial hair. His hair is always the perfect balance between not giving a single fuck and looking damn amazing. It’s rumored that his heritage can be traced all the way back to the great Hercules, and the resemblance is uncanny. If he and Chuck Norris ever shook hands there would be a second big bang and the universe would be reborn. Robert forgives, but he never forgets.Don't click this.
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Im becoming rather cynical these days
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Also this was last night, a result of what happens when you put me in a gay club and I have too...
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I love it when Andrews drunk friends call me at one in the morning…. Not. I’m going to bed
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My love life is shit.
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Im tired of feeling like an asshole because I want to hangout with you.
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I hate work
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Plan: attract a tall, nerdy male with this t-shirt. Marry him.

